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Friday, 25 October 2013

Holiday and Sexuality

Hey again bloggers! 

Update: If you read my previous post, then you will know I went to my other half's house. We went serious for half an hour (after Halo 4 of course!) and talked about personal stuff, and then yeah we made up :) he's at the pub tonight, but he has an early start at work in seven hours: 5am London time! So I don't know how he'll deal with a hangover that early. Plus his work's really loud, as he works at a petrol station next to a very busy supermarket. 

Anyway. I'm going on holiday tomorrow morning, to the Lake District. (If you're there comment and I may arrange a meet up? :D) And, as I'm not allowed to listen to music; YouTube Vlog; (my latest videos are to the right of this page) or even text the one I love more than anything in this world!! This, ladies and gentleman, is the problem. I won't be taking my phone!! Blame my parents. 

So, these daily blogging times will stop for a week, but they will resume (if I can get three comments?) better than ever! :D 

Question of the Day: what do you not like about your or just parents in general? 

Ps: here's my pin if you ever wanna chat on bbm :) (I have an iPhone but I'm mainstream ;)) 
Just let me know you read my blog otherwise I may not accept? I give advice, help people with relationships and if you're part of the LGBT community JOIN THE CLUB!
I'm bisexual and proud! :D 



P.P.S: I just realised the title of this update "H S" are my main initials- I SWEAR I DID NOT PLAN THIS OK GUYS!

Love, Holly 

Boyfriend

HEY BLOGGERS! 

I'm still so happy you're reading this! I think we're almost on 160 page views now?

Anyways, walking to my other half's house, which co-incidentally is two streets away from mine! 

So I'll blog you all later on what happens :) we're patching things up 

Holly <3

Ps: would should I start signing at the bottom with? My username? My real name? Let me know! :D Lots of Love! xoxo

150 pageviews total!

To my fellow Bloggers,

Yeah, I saw all those page views last night! Thank you! Although I didn't get any follows or comments.... *judges you*

What is it you like about what I write? Is it my attempt at comedy, the idea you could relate to some of these stories - as in you know of people I'm honestly not trying to offend you!

Anyway, please comment below, it helps me out immensly and I like writing stuff you guys (and girls) like!

~ SkinnyLizzy

Thursday, 24 October 2013

"Hashtags"

Warning. The following rant contains bad language, violence and may cause viewer to have nightmares for the next 24 hours. No pressure. 

You've all seen it. That stupid little sign. "#" Ugh. And if you've been living under a rock, you've escaped lightly - lucky shit.

This annoying little sign, which I wish to murder in cold blood with a butchers' knife is on "Instagram" mostly. Now, let me explain my opinion of these two popular social networks: 

Instagram, otherwise known as "photography wannabes" is a phone app created for Apple, made for people less blessed with how to work a camera. See, the lens faces the thing you're wanting to take a picture of. For example:
an interesting or rare tree, your family next to a famous celebrity or when you're making a scrapbook. This does not include:
Your breakfast
A deck chair with a black and white filter to make you look "amazing" at this so called "photography"
"Selfies" with you attempting to look presentable, when really you look like some bird eat a rainbow or something two days prior and it didn't agree with their digestive system. And then you were beneath it as the accident occurred. Blue eyeshadow, clumpy black mascara, bright red lips and dyed blonde hair really doesn't look great on some people - especially when they looked like a mouldy orange exploded on them (apparently I've been told it's called "fake tan" or "make-up" also?!)

*attempts to compose with calming breath*
*visions of knocking on their door with a shotgun blur and disappear*

Hope you all enjoyed my rant, let me know in the comments if anything annoys you on the Internet!! 

Eg: adverts on YouTube (how I hate these also). Yes you can use this, and if you're still reading type "hashtag ironic YOLO" so I can fan you!!!! 

'Cause I follow no-one just yet on here.

Blogging Monster

Dear Diary,
Is this how I should start these? Or is it more of a "hey again it's me". Well, who else is it really going to be, the Blogging Monster?!

Let me start over.
Dear Bloggers,

The guy I'm in love with wants to "talk" about us. And to be honest with you, I couldn't be more terrified. He knows my secrets, and my mum really likes him. I just don't want us to end, so if you're reading this Hun, I love you dork :')

I don't even know what to do with myself at the minute. I don't want to tell anyone encase they hurt him or frighten him off; cause lets face it some of the people I know are intimidating when they want to be; other times they're completely and utterly insane! But that's why I love them :)

Lots of virtual cookies and hugs!
~ SkinnyLizzy <3